CONTEST!

We're running a contest to win a Foot Long case in black: Click here to see the Foot Long.

Write us at contact@foryournymphomation.com with "Foot Long Contest" in the subject and in 200 words or less, tell us why you want/need a locking Foot Long case. The best entry wins one! Entries must be received by Feb 28, 2009. We'll choose a winner the first week of March. The winning entry will be published here on the blog and we will offer you a link to promote your website (if you have one).

Good luck, we're looking forward to your entries!

~Vera, Owner For Your Nymphomation

Valentine's Day sale

Here's a little experiment to see if anyone reads this blog...

We've added a Valentine's Day coupon code:

BLOGVDAY30

...for 30% off your purchase of $30 or more @ http://www.foryournymphomation.com through 2/6/09. On facebook and twitter the purchase is $40 or more and the discount is only 25%!

Have a happy and SEXY Valentine's Day!!! ;-)

XOXOX,
Vera

Warehouse Position Offered

We're looking for a shiny new order packer to pack both wholesale and retail For Your Nymphomation orders. Candidate should be on Long Island, but Brooklyn or Queens is OK too, but must have own transportation as job is in Freeport, NY.

NON-SMOKING ENVIRONMENT

Job requires approx 7-14 hours per week, preferably during business hours, M-F. This is a prefect opportunity for a college student or for someone who works evenings and/or weekends. As business grows, will lead to more hours and possibly full time.

Duties include:

- packing orders
- sending invoices to customers
- mailings
- keeping warehouse clean
- be attentive to low stock on both FYN products and boxes
- counting inventory periodically
- some data entry

You must:

- be detail oriented
- be a fast learner
- be very computer savvy - Mac experience a big plus
- have knowledge of using UPS or USPS online shipping tools
- be comfortable with adult product and language (If the word DILDO offends you, please don't apply)
- speak fluent English
- be able to get things done on your own
- have ability to lift boxes weighing up to 30 lbs
- be reliable & punctual
- have strong work ethic
- have a valid driver's license as we may send you to the warehouse with the truck to p/u boxes

Job pays $10 per hour. Not $12, not $15, TEN DOLLARS - if you require more, please do not apply for this job. Job is a part time, freelance position, you will get a 1099 in Jan 2010 for tax purposes.

This job is for long term and only dedicated individuals should apply!

To apply, send a cover letter and your resume to contact@foryournymphomation.com Attn: Vera

Athena's Home Novelties' Convention

It's taken me a while to write this, such a busy week, but in a really good way!!!

I was honored by being invited to Athena's Home Novelties Convention this past Saturday. They are carrying the For Your Nymphomation Adult Toychest now in their catalog and the Rolling Toy Trunk as what they call a "supply item" (being sold to their Goddesses or Adoni only - aren't those the cutest names for their consultants?). They began with a hilarious opening number which I video taped from the side of the stage, will upload video soon. Now the funniest part was the blonde with the go-go boots and super short dress throwing the candy - this super groovy chick was Ed, a MAN, the buyer who orders from me. He did drag a little too well!!! ;-) "LOVE YA ED!"

Anyway, they invited me to speak & promote these 2 items and tell them how wonderful they are. Well, I was a bit nervous, there were about 400 people there, and while I had taught graphic design at a local college, that was only a captive audience of 20 at most. I normally don't have problems speaking to a crowd, but wow, there were a lot of people! They had another speaker first from a toy company and then the smooth-talking announcer introduced me. ... "here we go" I thought, "deep breaths"....

I wheeled a Rolling Toy Trunk behind me that I brought from New York to give away to a lucky goddess and carried an Adult Toychest in the other hand. I looked out over the huge audience at the Stadium Auditorium in Woonsocket, Rhode Island & was almost blinded by the spot light. The second I said hello, my nerves totally calmed and I started speaking freely. I was even funny at times, but mostly matter-of-fact. I thought I was maybe TOO matter-of-factual and *wish* I were a little funnier... but how funny are discreet storage items with glow-in-the-dark zipper pullers and washable nylon linings??? But at least I got them all enthusiastic about wanting to WIN one of the 2 item... and happily called the name of 2 lucky goddesses. The winner of the Rolling Toy Trunk was a pregnant woman who told me during the lunch break how happy she was to win it. I'm so glad someone who really wanted one was the winner, "congrats Ms. Pregnant Goddess" who's name I can't remember!

They did a little silent film skit, complete with dialog written on a still shot, with the new products called "The Adventures of Craig and Ed" (Ed was in drag again, of course!). My favorite part was when Ed opened his night table draw & it was empty, but Craig told him not to worry... and slid out from under the bed an Adult Toychest which he unlocked and was filled with goodies. If I play nice, maybe I can get a copy of that to post on the For Your Nymphomation website???

The day itself was amazing. Athena's is such a well organized and thoughtful company. I think if I hadn't started For Your Nymphomation I would have signed up in a second to be a goddess! There was an electrifying energy in the air and an excited crowd obviously having so much fun. Their owner and "mother goddess" Jennifer Jolicoeur is an incredible person. And extremely generous! She gave away thousands of dollars worth of product to top sellers and raffle ticket holders. Half the raffle money went to a lucky winner and the other half went to a charity. She said more than once she LOVES to give away stuff! It's nice to see that an owner of a company cares so much about the people working for her. She's super kind, funny, so easy to talk to and it's obvious from the crowd's reaction that she's very well loved by everyone.

What an incredible day I spent with them, I also had the honor to pull 3 more raffle tickets to give away 2 more Adult Toychests and a 3rd stuffed full of the new products they reviewed during the day. My drive home was only 3.5 hrs, not the 6 it took me to get there in the pouring rain (route 95 in CT was the worst, 3 accidents and 15 MPH... people don't know how to drive in the rain!)

Now they did NOT ask me to plug them in this way, this is my own personal plug: if you are looking to make some extra money or to make a complete career change and have some fun "partying" for a living, sign up with Athena's Home Novelties (it wouldn't hurt to tell them I sent you!).

~Vera, Owner, For Your Nymphomation

Closeouts! 5 Incher and Foot Long... buy now!

On Thursday we posted our clearance sale on brown Foot Long cases and 5 Incher cases and a few people asked how to buy them; well, here are direct links that are NOT available on our website. This links are EXCLUSIVELY for you, the Blog reader! (Exciting isn't it?)

5 Incher : http://www.foryournymphomation.com/5incher_two.htm ONLY $2! BELOW COST!

Foot Long brown : http://www.foryournymphomation.com/brown_footlong_sixfifty.htm ONLY $6.50! LOWEST PRICE EVER!

Thanks for reading this & supporting us! Feel free to pass these special deals onto your friends- think of all those parents who need to hide things from their kids!

Happy storing!

Vendors Wanted for Fetish Flea Market on Long Island

SAVE THE DATE! 11/15/08 - FETISH FLEA MARKET!

The Long Island Fetish Events Fall Flea Market is returning to Hicksville, LI, NY on Saturday November 15th 2008. They're looking for vendors who want to participate. Folks will be doing their holiday shopping and looking for those hard to find kinky gifts to give and receive this year. Don't get shut out. If you are interested in vending please contact Lady Merry, her email address is LadymerryNY at aol.com and she'll send you all the details and a vendor application.

For Your Nymphomation will be there selling the entire collection at special holiday prices, so save the date! Buy some kinky items from the other vendors and wrap it all up in a discreet locking storage case from For Your Nymphomation - what a GREAT gift!

We'll post more info on time and location soon.

Closeouts! Everything MUST go!

We have to make some more room for the new shipment expected in November, so if anyone out there is reading this, please take note!

We are closing out the following items:

Foot Longs in brown, we have 75 pcs left, $6.50 each - LOWEST PRICE EVER!

5 Incher cases, we have 400 left in brown, red, pink, leopard, and black, $2 each. YES, ONLY $2 - BELOW COST!!! 

Act quickly as these great deals won't last for long. Email us at contact at foryournymphomation dot com if you're interested.